Wife, Hubby, & Mary Jane?

Submitted by Inchcock

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Thursday, 15 September 2011

A woman was rummaging through her husband's trouser pockets (as they do so often and well) when she came across a scrap of paper with "the words "Mary Jane. 2:30 Wednesday".

When her husband returned from work the woman clouted him around the ear with a rolled up newspaper, and demanded to know who "Mary Jane" was.

Her husband said: "You daft beggar, that's the name of a horse I was having a bet on!"

A week later as the husband returned from work, his wife laid him out cold with a frying pan.

When he recovered his senses, she said to him: "Your horse telephoned!"

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