Doctor and patient

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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got spots all over my body and I've got a fever as well. Am I going to die?

Doctor: Mrs Jones, you're alright. You just need a tablet and a good lie down.

Patient: A lie down? What if I don't wake up?

Doctor: Then someone else will pay the $3000.00 bill I'm about to give you.

Patient: I can't stand blackmail but for $3000.00 I'll take a nap and then dream about suing you.

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