A man is driving his car on the main highway when a UFO lands directly in front of him. The alien emerges from the craft and walks toward the man's car. "You've been clocked at excessive speed" says the alien to the driver. "I'm going to have to apprehend you" the alien adds. Shocked, the driver says "You're not a policeman, you can't do that." "Yes, I can" the alien replies "I have special powers given to me by earthlings." The driver wanders over to the spacecraft and sees a Police emblem shown on the shell of the craft. "Crikey" he shouts "So ET is now LAPD. Ah, fuck!!"
Tuesday, 13 September 2011