Funny Real Money Quotes

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Friday, 9 September 2011

Woody Allen: "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

Ron Kittle: "I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."

Rodney Dangerfield: "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with."

Robert Frost: "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."

Jenny Marx: "I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it."

Lord Amherst: "There are three ways of losing money: racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain."

Franklin Jones:: "A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."

George Raft: "Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."

John Barrymore: Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?"

Yogi Berra: "A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."

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