Getting the first punch in

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Friday, 26 August 2011

I went to a high street DIY store yesterday.

In the garden section, a salesman ran up: "Do you want planting?"

But I got the first punch in.

Then it was off to the hard landscaping area, where salesman asked: "do you want decking?"

But I got the first punch in.

Inside at the lighting section, a salesman asked: "Do you want lamping?"

But I got the first punch in.

Finally, I made it to the laminate and carpet department. The salesman came over and asked: "Do you want flooring?"

But, you guessed it, I got the first punch in.

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