Selection of 'Knock Knock' Jokes - Part Two

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Thursday, 25 August 2011

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Spell!
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Hatch!
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in now!


'Knock Knock'
Who's there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there!
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there!
Ahab!
Ahab who?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there!
Tank!
Tank who?
My pleasure!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there!
Telly!
Telly who?
Telly your friend to come out!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there!
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer thorry and I won't throw thisth pie in your face!

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin case you forgot me out here!

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