Selection of 'Knock Knock' Jokes - Part One

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Thursday, 25 August 2011

'Knock Knock'
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!


'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a drink!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who?

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open that door!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

'Knock, Knock'
Who's there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door, you're making me stand here!

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