The Oil Executives Convention

Submitted by IN SEINE

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Saturday, 27 August 2011

I attended an oil executive convention once. The first speaker was from the State of Texas. He rambled on for a good half hour, then introduced the next gent, who happened to be from Oklahoma.

The Texas man said, "Oklahoma, an outlying province of Texas."

The second speaker said, "Thank you, Mr. Smith. But, to set the record straight, there ain't NO state that can out-lie Texas."

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