At Bertha's Funeral

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Saturday, 20 August 2011

Bertha was dead. The minister conducted her eulogy with heart felt gusto. "Bertha married and had 11 children. But Her husband died. She married again and had 6 more children. But again, her husband died. But, she married yet again and this time had 3 more children. And again, her husband died. Then alas, she finally died," he intoned.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for Bertha. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend Dot, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

Dot whispered back,"I think he means her legs!"

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