10 Funny Quotes from real people

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Monday, 8 August 2011

1)
Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country
Ian Rush

2)
"You watch the pitlane while I stop the start watch..."
Murray Walker

3)
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator

4)
He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time.
Richie Benaud (cricket commentator)

5)
I never criticise referees and i'm not going to change the habit for that prat.
Ron Atkinson

6)
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
Samuel Goldwyn.

7)
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain. -

8)
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett.

9)
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce

10)
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Bob Monkhouse

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