Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country
"You watch the pitlane while I stop the start watch..."
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time.
Richie Benaud (cricket commentator)
I never criticise referees and i'm not going to change the habit for that prat.
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain. -
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.