A young nun had to face Mother Superior of the convent she was in to give her some bad news.
"What is it my dear?" asked Mother Superior.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you Mother, but I am pregnant."
Without changing her expression, Mother Superior reached into the top drawer of her desk to take out a lemon and a sharp knife.
She cut the lemon into quarters and handed one wedge to the young nun instructing her to suck on it.
"Will that abort the baby Mother?" she asked nervously.
"No! But it'll wipe that bloody smile off your face."