I've got a new leaf blower. He doesn't charge much, and the trees look so much better when they're moving.
My garden rake is such a cad.
I got told to 'Pimp my garden' so I hoed it.
I put in a new flower bed. I think the duvet may be a step to far.
I couldn't afford the expensive bug spray, so it took me ages to paint the dots on those ladybirds by hand.
I used urine to get rid of a dandelion.
That's another way of putting it, yes.
I gave up building walls around my raised beds; it was hard landscaping.
I used punsies to make a stream of flowers.
It was difficult to flatten my sloping garden into different levels.
And plenty of blood and sweat, too!
I've got a Brazilian gardener. He only trims the bushes.