A homeowner hired a painter to paint his house. Just as the man was leaving for work that morning the painter was just getting started. When he came back, the painter had finished.
The man was delighted. "You did a great job." he said as he handed the painter a check. "And here," he added, "Because you did such a good job, I'm giving you an extra $100 bonus." He counted $100 in cash and gave it to the painter.
"Take the missus out to dinner and a motel," he said, winking.
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking he had forgotten something the man asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a motel like you said!"