Selection of Corny Jokes (13 to 24)

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Tuesday, 5 July 2011

13) Q: What do whales spread on their toast?
A: Jellyfish

14) Q: What kind of room has no windows, people in it or doors?
A: A mushroom

15)Q: What has four eyes but can not see?
A: Mississippi

16) Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They're too wrapped up in themselves

17) Q: What did the dog say when it sat down on sandpaper?
A: Ruff, ruff

18) Q: What kind of guitars do whales play?
A: Eel-letric guitars

19) Q: What sea creature is always grumpy? A: A crab

20) Q: Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels?
A: They were dirty crooks!

21) Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.

22) Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.

23) Q: Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired?
A: He stayed awake on the job.

24) What has nearly three hundred members, and screws the proletariat?
A: The Coalition Government!

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