Selection of Corny jokes (1 to 12)

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Tuesday, 5 July 2011

1) Q: What's more dangerous than pulling out a shark's tooth?
A: Voting for David Cameron!

2) Q: Where do plants play football?
A: The ivy league

3) Q: What do bees use to cut wood?
A: Buzz saws

4) Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold

5) Q: What kind of clothing does a house wear?
A: Address

6) Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane

7) Q: Why couldn't the glass fool anyone?
A: People could see right through him

8) Q: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A: A carpet

9) Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

10) Q: Where does a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: A retail store

11) Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it is ajar

12) Q: What bird is always sad?
A: A bluebird

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