Selection of 12 'What's the difference between' jokes (Risque!)

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Tuesday, 5 July 2011

1) What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: A bull usually smiles when you milk it.

2) What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

3) What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons, Civil engineers build targets!

4) What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirt bag

5) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: Approximately 45 lbs.

6) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: Usually about 45 minutes

7) What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

8) What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of poo?
A: The bucket.

9) What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light-bulb.

10) What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A: A bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed - A married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

11) What's the difference between Elvis Presley and Ed Miliband?
A: Elvis has been sighted!

12) What is the difference between a David Cameron and a sperm cell?
A: At least the sperm has a 1 in 600 million chance at becoming a human being.


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