Milk of Amnesia

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Thursday, 30 June 2011

An old man was sitting on a park bench crying. A passer-by stopped and asked what was the problem. "I've got a lovely home and a beautiful young wife" said the man. "Then why are you crying?" asked the passer-by. "It's worse, She's a wonderful cook, and fantastic in bed" replied the old man. "Then I can't understand why you're crying!" said the passer-by. "I've forgotten where I live!" wailed the old man

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