The check out lady at Wal-Mart's said, "Is this yours," as she picked up my upper bridge from the conveyor belt. Thank God! I thoughts it had dropped into the urinal in the men's room. "Thanks," I said and put it back in my mouth! Full disclosure: Actually, this hasn't happened yet, but I wouldn't if I were you, stand near me if you see me start to sneeze. You could get bitten in the ass!
Things people say and do to old people!
Saturday, 25 June 2011