Miss Simons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine. "How old are you, Miss Simons?" asked Alec.
"I'm not going to tell you that."
"But Mr. Hill the history teacher and Mrs. Hill the math teacher told me how old they were."
"Oh well," said Miss Simon. "I'm a year older than they are."
The poor teacher was not happy when she read what Alec had written, "Miss Simons, our English teacher, is older than the Hills."