How the media would handle the end of the world

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Thursday, 9 June 2011

The Sun: Rooney demands severance pay!

The Sport: Crapello gets pay increase!

The News of the World: Free Paper next week!

The Times: Sell you shares now!

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

Financial Times: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

Women's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Coronation Street Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.

BT Online News: System temporarily down. Have you pressed the rest button yet? Try calling back in 15 minutes.

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