Two women were out for a ride in the country. After a while, one of them had to go to the bathroom but the only place they could find was a farmhouse. They approached the farmer who told them the only facility he had was an outhouse but that his farmhand, Peter Piper was in there reading the paper.
The woman said her need to go was urgent and didn't think she could wait. The farmer told her the outhouse was a two seater and that if she wanted to share it with Peter Piper she was welcome. Realizing she had no other choice she agreed to the arrangement.
After about three minutes she came running out of the outhouse. When asked if everything was alright, she responded, "When Peter Piper's pecker peeked above the paper, my pussy puckered up and I couldn't pee a particle"