Learnt on my Mother's Knee

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Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Silence in Court!
The Pig wants to snort.

What's for pudding?
Wait & see pudding
What's that?
You'll have to wait and see

Do what you're told
Or one day you'll be old

Don't pick your nose
It's the chosen one.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Wash your hands after you've gone to the toilet
Why's that?
You'll spread germs and illnesses
Is that how you get German Measels?

There's plenty more fish in the sea
But I want a girl friend not a haddock

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Not if it's an albatross

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