"Mom, is this hot dog made out of dead dogs?" Jay-8
This is what I said…
"Of course not sweetie. Now eat-up."
But this is what I thought…
"Of course not sweetie. They're made out of pig snouts and entrails that have fallen on the factory floor. You silly boy, you've merely confused hot dogs with chinese food. Now eat up…yum, yum!"
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