Getting Lost

Submitted by j.w.

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Sunday, 29 May 2011

I was on this pub crawl and had had a few when the cry went out - let's go the The Weir. I didn't know where the Weir was. When I asked a passer by - Where's the Weir he replied Where do you think it is?
When I found a pub it wasn't the Weir but the Bear. So I asked Where's the Weir at the Bear.
Weir's over there said the barman pointing to the river. So I set out but all I found was the Pig and Whistle. When I told them I wanted the Weir but had found the Bear they thought I might have had one too many - The Pig n Thistle was no good to me, I wanted to know where the Weir was. 'It's not here!' shouted a man behind me.
So I never found out where the Weir was.

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