A high school student was looking for some part time work, so he applied at McDonald's. After looking over his application, the manager decided to hire him.
"This will be part of your job," the manager said. "We get a lot of coins in here that are all bent out of shape. Your job will be to straighten them out with a hammer."
"Great!" the student said. "What's the job title?"
The manager replied, "The job title is Quarter Pounder!"