@AnthonyRosania's Most Retweeted Part 8

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Monday, 23 May 2011

Then I said "You got your peanut butter on MY chocolate!" Cool, right? So I explained who I was, why I was in her kitchen with a knife, and we laughed.

Last night, I dreamt that I performed a vile sex act that I've never done before. But if I want to tell people I have, that's my business.

If you want a girl like my wife be prepared to do some chasing. She usually hang out in the woods or an abandoned warehouse. In a bra. Only in a bra.

SWM seeks F. Any female will do. I can cook (order pizza), clean (push things under the bed), and I'm good in bed (references available).

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