Does anyone know of a fetish website where you can watch handsome men pee in a toilet? I'm not into that, but I am looking for a new job. #gottaPEE
High school kids follow me, so I feel uncomfortable posting pornographic photos of my hog on Twitpic. But if it's life or death, IM me.
In case you're wondering, the popular colloquialism "more cushion for the pushin'" refers to marshmallows placed inside a vagina.
I can find a good quality in anything. Take caterpillars. They're ugly and give me the creeps, but they have a delicious cream filling. #justlikemoms