@AnthonyRosania's Most Retweeted Part 5

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Monday, 23 May 2011

I always follow my heart, but my heart tends to follow my penis. I'm not sure if that makes me a total romantic or a hopeless slut.

"Waxing that ass" means something completely different when you're part Asian with laughably sparse body hair.

I dreamt I was being eaten alive by a big, black anaconda. What do you think that means? It's a little too contradicktory to be Freudian.


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