Dear overweight female vocalists:
Stop singing "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going". I get it, it's a musical sandbox, chock-full of places for vamping, but even the best cover is 7/10ths of Jennifer Holliday's, so stop.
There are other songs, ya know? "I Loves You, Porgy", whatevs.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
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