Monica Lewinsky Has A Weight Problem

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

Monica Lewinsky, the intern that made the world news by having oral sex with President Clinton, had a rough few years following that major event. She got a bad reputation, couldn't get a real job anywhere - except as host on a really crappy reality show called Mr. Personality. As a result, she started to stress a lot and she tended to eat when stressed. After awhile, she began packing on the extra pounds and thought she might never lose them.

She decided to go to a plastic surgeon to see if they might give her a tummy tuck, liposuction or some other quick fix to her expanding waistline. She drove to the Washington DC medical facility, checked in and was waiting for the doctor in one of the private rooms.

The doctor walked in, introduced himself and said, "So, Miss Lewinsky, how may I be of assistance to you?

"Well doctor," she replied. "I was hoping you might be able to remove my love-handles."

The doctor's eyes widened with shock and he said, "Are you insane! You won't be able to hear without your ears!"

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