Doctor Nozital Answers Questions You'd Rather Not Ask

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

Dr. Nozital, world renowned expert on the odd and unusual, has gracefully agreed to provide answers to some of our reader's most pressing questions.

Interviewer: Dr. Nozital, why are birds so ugly?

Dr. Nozital: If you had your pecker between your eyes, you'd look ugly too.

Interviewer: Dr. Nozital, why are school houses red?

Dr. Nozital: If you had seven periods a day, you'd turn red too.

Interviewer: Why are pool tables green?

Dr. Nozital: If somebody'd been racking your balls all day, you'd turn green too.

Interviewer: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Dr. Nozital: If somebody tried hitting your peter with a pan, you'd fly too.

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