Mouse And Centipede

Submitted by Pariah

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

A mouse was looking out the window of the apartment he lived in, and noticed the weather was really nice. He decided it looked nice enough to go for a run.

He went down the hall and knocked on the door of his neighbor the centipede. "Hey centipede, lets go jogging," Mouse called. He waited in the hall for a couple minutes then knocked again.

"Hey Centipede!" Mouse called much louder. "Let's go jogging!"

He waited a couple more minutes and his friend still hadn't come out. He knocked really hard this time and yelled, "HEY CENTIPEDE, LET'S GO JOGGING!"

Centipede replied, "Quit shouting! I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!"

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