A man went over to visit a coworker who had broken his leg earlier in the month and hadn't been to work since. When the man arrived, he noticed right away his friend was in quite a bit of discomfort from the heavy cast.
"Is there anything I can do for you, buddy?" the man asked him.
"Yeah, there is," the friend responded looking toward the ceiling. "If you don't mind, could you please go upstairs to my bathroom and fetch my slippers?"
"No problem, dude. Right away." The man walked up the stairway and down the hall to the bathroom. On the way, he looked into an adjacent bedroom, and his eyes immediately picked up on two young, luscious ladies lying together on top of a bed buck-naked. These were the 19 year-old twin daughters of his injured friend.
With a wry, devious smile, he walked into the room and announced his intentions: "Hi, there, gals! Your father sent me up here to have wild and crazy sex with both of you."
"Prove it!" one of the girls demanded, obviously not buying his story a bit. "If you can, we'll give you the time of your life." added the other girl.
"You got it!" the man agreed, and stepped to the doorway. "Hey, Ronnie, both of them?"
"Of course, both of them, Tony!" the girls' father shouted back up. "What's the sense in just fuckin' one?"