UK Census

Submitted by IN SEINE
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Here in the UK we have just completed a Census form.

They've sent my bloody Census form back!

In answer to the question "Do you have any dependants?"

I put "Asylum Seekers,
Gypos,
Smack Heads,
All Mancs
The cast on Jeremy Kyle,
The Tipton Taliban,
Northern Rock,
The Scottish NHS,
and half of Eastern Europe!"


Apparently it wasn't the right answer.

Print this

Share/Bookmark

58 readers are online right now!

Go to top