I'm here to see the Cardiologist.
He's died of a heart attack.
Oh dear. Is there anyone else?
There's his registrar.
That will be fine. Will I have to wait long.
About a year. The appointment's up for consideration next month.
But I've got heart problems. I need to see someone sooner than that.
You should speak to you MP about that. It's the Cuts you see.
But I thought the NHS frontline staff were being protected.
Yes and I'm the one who is protected. Front line - you see me first. Now buzz off and come back in a year's time.