Doctor Doctor I've got this pain in my neck.
Have you been married long?
Doctor doctor I've ingrowing toenails.
Well - cut you feet off.
Doctor Doctor. I've got diarrhoea!
That must be absolute shit!
Doctor Doctor. I've got this heart problem.
Is she in love with you?
Doctor Doctor. I've got amnesia.
Can you remember the symtoms?
Symptoms of what?
Of your amnesia.
I mustn't sneeze in 'ere.