'In all my years as a Judge you - Prisoner at the Bar - you take the Biscuit! You enter this famous shop in Bond Street dripping with jewels and sapphires and you steal the assistant's biscuits!'
'I can never resist a Bourbon.'
'I thought that was a drink.'
'I wouldn't touch alcohol, my Lord!'
'But you were drunk and disorderly when you entered the shop!'
'But that was Scrumpy, my Lord!'
'Heavens - what did she do to you?'
'I was intoxicated by her seductive charms, my Lord.'
'So you went to find her a biscuit. What a kind man you are.'