Prisoner at the Bar

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Sunday, 8 May 2011

'In all my years as a Judge you - Prisoner at the Bar - you take the Biscuit! You enter this famous shop in Bond Street dripping with jewels and sapphires and you steal the assistant's biscuits!'

'I can never resist a Bourbon.'

'I thought that was a drink.'

'I wouldn't touch alcohol, my Lord!'

'But you were drunk and disorderly when you entered the shop!'

'But that was Scrumpy, my Lord!'

'Heavens - what did she do to you?'

'I was intoxicated by her seductive charms, my Lord.'

'So you went to find her a biscuit. What a kind man you are.'

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