Twitter makes me like people I've never met and #BecauseOfFacebook I hate people I know in real life.
#BecauseOfFacebook I know everybody's Birthday, I know what people's Toilets look like and Random people are getting poked everyday.
#becauseoffacebook i lrearnt tooo type relly fast. jqof;vnn
What's the point of Friendster deleting user data on May 31st? Oh, wait, it flopped #becauseoffacebook
#becauseoffacebook my camera stays out until a potential profile picture is found.
#becauseoffacebook I can't remember what I did in my free time before Facebook existed.
#becauseoffacebook I hate half of my school.
#becauseoffacebook I realized how much drama people have in their lives. I'm happy it ain't me.