Jehovah's Witlessess at the door , dear.
I don't believe it.
I've already told them that but they would like a word with you.
Can't you get rid of them?
They are very keen to speak to you.
Pause
So, what do you want?
We want you to join our flock.
Are you baaking mad?
We want to save you.
Save me from what?
A life of sin.
You think I'm that lucky?
This Easter you can begin to see the light.
I've already seen the light. Goodbye.
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