There once was a two-time loser, named Light-Finger Sam who was recently paroled from Federal prison. Always in need of money Sam did what he knew best: Burglary.
So, he broke into the palatial home of The King of NASCAR, cracked the safe and stole over $2,000,000 in cash. He got caught and convicted, but he didn't get "Life" in prison. They only got him for Petty larceny.

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