Words of wisdom from 100-year old Sister Mary Goretti

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Thursday, 31 March 2011

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'

'Thank God,' said 100-year old sister Mary Goretti sitting in the back row. 'I'm so tired of Chardonnay.


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Asked by a journalist for some words of wisdom, Sister Mary Goretti said:

'Christmas is that time of year when you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks'


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