I love oxymorons, and I'm sure the majority of spoof writers who frequent this site fully appreciate the inherent irony and humor in them. I thought it would be a pretty good idea for everyone to share their favorite oxymorons. Perhaps none of us have a stash of them big enough to contribute one every day, but as a group of folks who are connoisseurs of good comedy and obviously endowed with a talent for writing, we shouldn't find it difficult to come up with a few that tickle us til we wet ourselves. I propose that each of us submit several of our faves, and the publishers of this superb website would collect them and publish one each day in a special section titled "Oxymoron of the Day."
To start us off, I will throw one in the hat. The first oxymoron of the day is: Detailed Summary