A misunderstanding - Voting LibDem to bring honesty back to politics
A bad misunderstanding - Imprisoning the wrong person for a crime he didn't commit
A grave misunderstanding -Burying someone when he is not dead.
A gross misunderstanding - Commenting to your wife that she looks fat.
A serious misunderstanding - Carrying out instructions from the Foreign Office which were meant as Chapter One of the next James Bond book being written by William Hague.
Miss Zunder Standing - A sexy beauty with no underwear.
Miss Under Standing - Missing the correct entrance for the secondary standing below the main standing at a football match.