Strange Love......

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Sunday, 27 February 2011

I was lying next to my new girlfriend and I said, "You're different to all the other girls I've slept with."

She said, "That's because I'm a bloke, you twat."

That's what I love about Martin... She's got a great sense of humour

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?" said my late wife


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