I went on a blind date the other night.
It turned out that the girl I was meeting was a redhead.
She also had very pale complextion and was extremely thin.
I met her on Match.com
I was talking to a Magician yesterday.
He said to me, "Would you like to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat, or draw a long string of hankerchiefs from my sleeve?"
I said, "Is this a trick question??"
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