While I realize that I have probably made a fool of myself but at least I'll be able to relax and get some sleep at night. Plus, the doc says that he won't tell anyone.
It seems that the burning sensation when I pee after the big camp-out two months ago was a result of getting too close when time came to piss the campfire out.
(Are you becoming a 'fireman', Pete?")
(I'll kill that doctor.)
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