"I'm not drunk!"

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Thursday, 24 February 2011

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."

Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk."

She said, "Yes you are."

I said, "No I'm not."

She said, "Can you tell the time?"

I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not drunk."

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