Dear Wal*Mart Self-Flushing Toilet: I'm not done pooping. Stop spraying my butt with your jumping-the-gun juice.

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Sunday, 20 February 2011

Dear Wal*Mart Self-Flushing Toilet: I'm not done pooping. Stop spraying my butt with your jumping-the-gun juice.


If self-deprecation was a product of modesty, then mother Theresa would have complained about her lumpy tits.

When Bowser sniffs pee, I realize that my dog is addicted to what another dog's dick did.

(I Love you, Sarah.)

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