In The Blink Of An Eye

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Friday, 18 February 2011

I recently read this thing online that said that if you want to impress women, and get them (and possibly take them home as well), one of the first steps is to maintain eye contact.

Well, that's all fine and good, but what if I (or any given man) happens to blink during the conversation?

Are all bets off from that point onward?

Does the girl automatically think you're a loser and wuss and a wimp if your eye betrays the slightest movement that's directed away from her?

Would she think you were somehow gay if that happened, even if a hot, sexy, bikini-clad girl sauntered past during the conversation?

Either that, or it seems to me, that based on how well these people who had made this site seemed to know women and their innerworkings, I guess she would think you a stalker.

Thus, what this site is saying is: "Women don't want men who betray any signs of humanity. What they actually want are cyborgs, aliens or robots."

So, I guess a bunch of Trekkies and Star Warsites maintain that site, huh?

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