Sex Only Once A Day?

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Thursday, 17 February 2011

Every time I tell people that I have a hyena hernia, they laugh at me!

Here's a tip if you're trying to draw a disability by faking Alzheimer's Disease: Be sure to mark "Only once a day according to the Old Lady" under 'Sex' and walk funny when you bring the papers back up to the lady at the desk. Also, sign the thing "Pelican Penis" or "Doobie Bloodwart".

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